How to Make a Woman Happy

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http://www.idiots-guide.org/happywoman.htm

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

a friend a companion a lover a brother a father a master a chef an electrician a carpenter a plumber a mechanic a decorator a stylist a sexologist a gynecologist a psychologist a pest exterminator a psychiatrist a healer a good listener an organizer a good father

very clean sympathetic athletic warm attentive gallant intelligent funny creative tender strong understanding tolerant prudent ambitious capable courageous determined true dependable passionate compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
give her lots of time, especially time for herself
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

Show up naked
Bring food & drinks
Hand over the remote