madami kasing word na NICE kaya eto I'm going to post it kasi Nice nga siya ^_^
I won't consider myself that I love bad guys ha! I just find this article funny and yung lang po nothing more
Nice sweet guys think women are a 'special species' from another planet.
Nice sweet guys suffocate their girlfriends, expecting them to be their lovers, mother, sister, princess, china doll, and the Goddess who brings up the sun in their mornings. They also expect their girlfriends to be their best buddy, because 'real' guys won't have anything to do with the geeks! (sometimes its true)
Nice sweet guys sit there entranced by their girlfriends as the girlfriend carries on the whole conversation by themselves. Nice guys haven't lived so they have nothing to add to the conversation. Nice guys bore ladies to death.
Nice sweet guys stare at their girlfriends in total worship awe. ladies find it difficult to eat when they are being visually consumed by a staring, mindless dope.
Nice guys quickly look at you when they do a social blunder (such as fart) to see if you caught it. Who cares!
Nice guys pretend to be 'just our friend' and then go home and fantasize about us mothering their 'nice guy' kids.
Nice guys have no real life or interest of their own. They sit around and dream of getting a girlfriend to fill their empty lives.
Nice guys feel so undeserving of 'awesome you' that they make you feel that you have, most assuredly, picked a real loser.
Nice guys think ladies are porcelain goddesses. ladies don't want to have to keep living up to a surreal image. If you belch in front of us we won't break!
Nice guys think that if a lady doesn't want to have anything to do with their boring, empty shell of manlihood, they're stupid bitches who would rather be with a jerk that beats them. Yep, this is every lady's dream.
Nice guys are too STUPID to figure out that lady don't want to be the leader on the dance floor.
Nice guys wear tucked in golf shirts and make a clean, straight part in their hair, exactly two-inches above their left ear. This really turns lady on. So sexy! Why can't Fabio and Brad Pitt take fashion and grooming lessons from nice guys?
Nice guys sit there like passive puppies, waiting for their girl to make all the moves. This is because lady love to feel undesirable.
Nice guys can fool our parents. They are often quoted by the respected elder as being kind, loving, committed. Translation: Gay
Nice guys suck because you can't complain about them to your friends.
Dating a nice guy is like dating yourself. If you like Broccoli, he likes Broccoli. If you hate Jay Leno, he hates Jay Leno. If you order a Shirley Temple, he orders a Shirley Temple. If you are pro capital punishment, he is pro capital punishment. If you think Austin Powers was disgusting he thinks Austin Powers was disgusting. If you prefer Kotex over Tampax...
Nice guys eventually turn into jerks too, so why not just date a jerk right from the start and skip all that insecurity stage?
Nice guys laugh at your jokes...before you've even reached the punchline.
Nice guys quickly get emotionally attached. Sucking the life of you.
Nice guys eagerly show affection. Who can appreciate that of which they didn't have to work for?
Nice guys are gentle, tender, pedal-soft lovers. lady love this...hopefully her nice guy will wake her up to let her know that he is coming. "I'm not hurting you now, am I hon.?"
Nice guys will never, ever eagerly lust and devour your hot, throbbing body or steamy, sweetened inner core. Nice guys can't hear your body screaming, "hold me, touch me, RAVISH me! FUCK ME NOW!!!"
Hopefully, your nice guy will eventually turn into a jerk and cheat on you (so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills).
Nice guys will make you feel guilty if you spend a minute anywhere but with them.
Nice guys will buy you flowers. Then ask you all evening long if you liked them.
Nice guys will never actually tell their girlfriends when they don't like what she's doing. Instead, he will get mad about it six months later.
Nice guys are hideously insecure. Nice guys never do for you anything for the simple sake of giving. Everything they do for their girlfriends are like stock investments. The stock is up at Acceptance and Approval. Each gift he gives you, or loving gesture he shows you, is really a guaranteed down payment toward a future of him clinging to you like a drowning man to a life-saver.
Nice guys are confused about romance. They either go overboard and bring a dozen roses to a "lets go for a walk in the park" date...or...they are so unsuave and unsure of themselves that they hang around you, pretending to be your friend. Yep, I just love an unconfident, self-doubting man.
Nice guys are so desperate to please that they have no identity of their own. Ask a nice guy his thoughts on anything. Guess what? He doesn't have any!
Nice guys are easily used. I just love a man I have no respect for.
Nice guys suffer from the "Night in Shining Armor" syndrome. They pick out the sleaziest, "hard luck" cases to rescue. Moral of the story? Wear condoms while sleeping thru the sex act with your nice guy.
Nice guys are so eager to please that they rarely speak up when something bothers them. Thus, they can make their girlfriends feel guilty when they say, "Everything I did, I did for you".
Nice guys truly think that they are making their girlfriends happy by sacrificing their own life, desires, wants, needs, opinions, and identities to that of their girlfriends. They can then claim that "no one will ever love you as much as I do". Translation: "You are such a bitch, be grateful I'm willing to put up with you and love you anyway."
Nice guys make you their Life, their only source of happiness. lady love this burden placed on them.
Nice Guys really don't like themselves. Insecurity is not sexy, it is suffocating, clinging and obsessive. Issues with nice men are unbearable. Issues with jerks are workable.
Nice Guys are terrified of rejection. Bad boys don't care!
GreenDay has this song that goes,"Nice guys finish last,,,when you ran out of gas." Guess it's good to be nice. But not too nice!
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